WHEN WILL I LEARN? NOTHING GOOD COMES OUT OF A CROCK POT!
Nothing good comes out of a crock pot. Okay, I should say, almost nothing. I tried. I really did. I wanted it to work. Because, what’s easier than throwing a bunch of food in a pot and it cooking...
View ArticleTHYROID? WHAT THYROID. OH, I WISH!
So the medical newsletter from the local hospital where I had my last two sons came today. I usually leaf through it to see if there’s any information that might interest me. It’s actually a very good,...
View ArticleI WANT TO LIVE IN A CATALOG. WANNA COME WITH?
I mean it. I want to live in a catalog. Just for a day, I want to escape to the land o’ catalogs. Where the sun always shines. The kids never cry. The mom twirls in the kitchen in her $150 khakis. And...
View ArticleOPEN MOUTH, INSERT WINE. STUFF IT, MARKETING SCHMUCKS.
If I’m being brutally honest, or brutal, or just honest, the muffin top came long before the three boys in four years. If God didn’t bless me with a fast metabolism, he did bless me with three...
View ArticleWHEN AN ENGLISH MAJOR HELPS WITH MATH……
So remember a few weeks ago when I said I feel like a biggity buzz kill sometimes, but I would not not not inflict my thoughts on my kids? I vowed to let them go and watch them fly. As it turns out,...
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